Thursday, July 17, 2008

Stereotypes and Prejudices

  • There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage!
  • Divorce is often on religious grounds. The wife thinks she is God and you don't
  • If by any chance the girl you like - likes you too, she will let you know in about 10 years from now when you are committed to someone else.
  • Tears : The force by which men's willpower is defeated by women's waterpower!
  • A teacher asks to punctuate: "Women without her man is nothing" Boys write : Women, without her man, is nothing! and Girls write : Women - without her, man is nothing.
  • Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!
  • All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!

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