Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Did you Know?

* If you farted constantly for 6 years and 9 months enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (I wonder who got paid to figure that out?)

* A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

* A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy, but I'm still not over the pig.)

* A male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

* The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes ... lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

* Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life -- quality over quantity.)

* The strongest muscle in the human body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm....)

* An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)

* Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.)

* Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)

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